AA Facing Arrest!

AA Can't Do Hard Time

Well, the joy from the Cubs victory was short-lived indeed.

I received the following email from FBI Director “Sir. James B. Comey, Jr.” using his work email at friend.ocn.ne.jp.  No doubt a new security measure to prevent TISVP from “hacking” him.  And I’m assuming the lapses in language are also a security ploy. 

OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FBI NEW YORK

Your fund was received at JFK airport and necessary fees/charges has been paid by sender except $75 for CCC, but a lady Janet came forward claimed you sent her to claim your fund, is it true, did you order her to pay fee for CCC? Also be informed that we came to an agreement with the U.S Custom Authority at (JFK) John F. Kennedy Int'l Airport NYC that you will send fee latest tomorrow, else your fund will be hand over to her while you will be arrested for assigning her without informing us. Just click reply to reply back to us immediately OK.

Yours sincerely
Director-Sir

Unfortunately I missed the deadline.

I’m hoping for a Club Fed berth.  I hear the internet is much faster and reliable there than elsewhere in the system.

Or alternatively a Presidential pardon.