Showing posts with label War on Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label War on Christmas. Show all posts

Sunday 1 December 2019

Turning Point in the War on Christmas

AA Engages the Enemies of Christmas 
"You'll Have to Pry Christmas from my Cold Dead Hands"
AA can now report that there has been a major victory in the War on Christmas – a victory so stunning that it almost certainly marks a turning point in this long-lived bitter conflict.

We have a new experience. We have victory - a remarkable and definite victory.

Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But, it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.

One remarkably achieved in non-Christian Asia.  And like another Asian battle, that of Midway, likely to prove just as significant.

Arqala Major—AA’s brother recounted to this reporter that on a flight from Bangkok to Phnom Penh on Asia’s Boutique Airline he witnessed or rather heard this glorious victory unfold first hand.

Experts in matters of foreign policy and the military arts know that this flight is under one hour.

Scarcely time it would seem for a real battle. Yet in that scant amount of time a dramatic rout occurred.

Because the flight time is one hour, there really is not time enough for typical in-flight entertainment.  So the airline showed some short comedic films of hidden camera pranks to lull the adversaries and catch them off their guard.

Then suddenly the faint sounds of “Sleigh Ride Together” followed by “Winter Wonderland”. Admittedly, not religious songs.  Yet songs about Christmas.

The first salvo in a string of songs which softened up the fortified positions of those who would take Christmas away from us. The decisive blow came with a rousing instrumental of “Joy to the World”.

Just as the plane touched down, an instrumental version of “Christmas Don’t Be Late” by Alvin and the Chipmunks completed the theological codex.

Victory! Glorious Victory!

But there is more.

AA’s brother further reported that later that day he went to a mall celebrating “Black Friday” with discounts up to 70% on selected merchandise for shoppers.  Yet another fundamental aspect of the Christmas Holiday Season – sales and discounts – in full swing.

But as one battle ends another begins.

We cannot rest until final victory.

On to theThanksgiving Front! 

Wacht am St. Nimmerleinstag